edwad:

jaseherondale:

Did you know in that Australia it’s five times more likely a you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather then looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love

yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian

(Source: jaimielannister, via mikayla-belles)

Parent: what does a cow say?

Baby: "moo!"

Parent: yes! And what does a sheep say?

Baby: "baah!"

Parent: yay! And what does a pig say?

Baby: *whistles* "damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"

whimiscott:

frosla55:

i have 3 moods:

  1. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  2. ????????????????
  3. ????!?!?!!?!!?!?!?!?

There’s like a mysterious almost sound I hear in my head when I see posts like this that I can never explain and it makes me really mad.

(via thefault-in-ourdallas-stars)

thelittledevil666:

teamfreekickass:

officialloser:

teamfreekickass:

teamfreekickass:

My five year old cousin sent me a box of homemade cookies with a note that said they were blueberry flavored. 

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sweetie they are pink with strawberry pieces, I think they are strawberry

UPDATE:

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GUYS

imageTHIS TASTES LIKE BLUEBERRIES

HOW DO THEY TASTE LIKE BLUE BERRIES

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I THINK WE HAVE A SORCERERS PROTEGEE ON OUR HANDS

is that a large poster of Jensen Ackles?

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ofcoursenotwhatareyoutalkingabout

I like this kid

(via mikayla-belles)